As part of the transition from FCG to CSC (Computer Sciences Corporation), we are also switching our mail system from Outlook/Exchange to Lotus Notes/Domino/Whatever.
There can only be one immediate reaction up on switching from Outlook 2007 to Notes 6.5:
WTF?? AHHHHH!!11 MY EYES!! GIVE ME BACK MY OUTLOOK!
Surely, this application which looks like it crawled out of the late 90's cannot be the primary enterprise messaging system for a large, publicly traded company, can it? Maybe it's a clever ruse to get people to stop using email and actually interact with one another by ecouraging calls instead of email...maybe. I can't believe IBM actually sells this product and I can only imagine the painful life endured by the Notes sales team and all of the mockery they must live with. If my parents worked on the Notes team in development or sales, I'd ask to be disavowed for their crime of bringing such a shitty piece of software into existence.
I think I'm going to start my own trail of why Lotus sucks posts, but Lotus Notes Hater already has a headstart on me.
The truly absurd thing that I've learned is that there are actually standalone programs that have been written to clean up crashed instances of Notes! No kidding, I got the following email from a company wide distribution list:
If Lotus Notes crashes, you don't have to restart your PC anymore! Just run ZapNotes and allow it to clean up what Notes left behind so you can restart Lotus Notes. ZapNotes works on Windows 9x/NT/2000/XP
Lotus Notes Hater comments:
Cassetica charges US$1,500 for NotesMedic Pro and US$2,500 for the enterprise level of NotesMedic. The fact that a company makes money from a product that shouldn't even exist makes us ask, "Why haven't the owners of Lotus Notes put Cassetica out of business by incorporating the feature of NotesMedic directly into Lotus Notes?"NotesMedic is not the only product out there. There is also ZapNotes. And KillNotes. There are at least three products that have no reason to exist.
Cassetica charges US$1,500 for NotesMedic Pro and US$2,500 for the enterprise level of NotesMedic. The fact that a company makes money from a product that shouldn't even exist makes us ask, "Why haven't the owners of Lotus Notes put Cassetica out of business by incorporating the feature of NotesMedic directly into Lotus Notes?"
NotesMedic is not the only product out there. There is also ZapNotes. And KillNotes. There are at least three products that have no reason to exist.
Awesome! Now I'm really gonna look forward to using Notes!
I also got to chat with some of my teammates in Vietnam just to see how they felt about it. Who knows, maybe their Asian sensibilities would lead them to be more polite and less judgemental. Maybe their allegiance to their employer would cause them to accept Lotus as their fate and use it dutifully.
Mumble mumble says: Did you guys install Lotus yet?Vietnamese Guy says: YesMumble mumble says: What do you think?Vietnamese Guy says: SlowVietnamese Guy says: very slowVietnamese Guy says: urgly
So there you have it, even the Vietnamese hate it.
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